Monday, June 30, 2008,
10:38 PM
10 things I learned from Euro2008:
1. Turkey is for eating, not for watching.
2. When a country is named after a germs, it's probably best to wear white to show how germ-free they are.
3. People who have nice names usually play bad football. Take for instance, Adrian MUTU. Mutu, konon... Miroslave KLOSE. Close, close indeed...
4. A lot of people fail at Spanish because they fail to pronounce properly. David Villa.
5. Shebby is almost always WRONG! So, to you gamblers who put your money on his decision, it was better off putting your money AGAINST it. ROFL.
6. Someone who didn't watch Euro would say this: GO ENGLAND!
7. Italy were better at bringing up referees than coaches.
8. If Netherlands do well in the group stage, then they will definitely play their knockout rounds like they were going to the Nether Lands.
9. It is true. RUSSIA! Our women look like men. (internal joke. Hehe.)
10. The hosts usually lose. Hehehehehehehe...
