Wednesday, December 19, 2007,
12:15 AM
Changed my blogskin... NOT because I don't like Spongy anymore... but because I felt the fonts were becoming harder to read by the day... So I thought I used something more eye-friendly... heh...
Random thought: What happened if the following people worked at a fastfood outlet drive-thru...
1. Engineer
Engineer: Welcome to FastFood outlet, where we serve everything in less than 30 minutes with a standard deviation of 0.2635 seconds!!! What can I do for you?
Customer: Erm, I'd like a beefburger please...
Engineer: And what would be the radius of your beefburger sir?
2. Football Commentator
FC: And here comes the customer in the BMW... whoa, looking very classy there... so he winds down his window... he's about to place an order... and...
Customer: Hi, uh... I'd like a...
FC: ...and he starts to place an order!!! Oh, this is amazing... Could you believe it??? Now, will he go for the big one?
3. Chemist
Chemist: And as the car approaches the area, there is significantly increased induced dipole moment between the car and me...
Customer: Yeah, whatever, dude... could you just gimme a large fries with coke?
Chemist: Right... so you'd like some additional electron supply in the form of an organic polymer coupled with an ionic compound liquid... that will be $1.50 per mole please...
4. Doctor
Doctor: Good morning, sir. What seems to be the problem?
Customer: I would wanna order a fish burger? I would have a cheeseburger, but my wife says I've been downing too much cheese lately...
Doctor: Right, I shall give you your protein nutrition and refrain from worsening your lactose intolerant condition... So, have you been experiencing any stomach growling for the past 2 hours?
5. Mathematician
Mathematician: Right. Good morning, dear customer. How can I help you?
Customer: What's good on the menu this month?
Mathematician: Define good.
Customer: As in, what tastes great, but cheap and affordable?
Mathematician: Define great, cheap and affordable... also, how can you prove that anything here is cheap and affordable?
Of all those... my favourite is.... I would say... the Football Commentator version!!!
Alright, FALCON, OUT!!! <3