Friday, February 09, 2007,
10:38 PM
STAR 100™ presents...A SEAN LIM @ PHINEAS FALCON PRODUCTION
IN CONJUNCTION WITH BLOGGER.COM (WWW. BLOGGER.COM)
A not so long time ago, in the Milky Way Galaxy...
(theme song)
SNOOKER
WARS
After the fall of the Galactic Snooker Empire in the hands of the rebellion, peace and freedom is restored to the Snooker Republic. However, a secret apprentice of Darth Sidious™, Darth Bob, has been living in seclusion over the years, and has emerged to influence enough Senators to the Dark Side. Not knowing the presence of Darth Bob, Luke Skywalker™ instructed only 1 apprentice and taught him in the ways of the Jedi. He was killed in his carelessness by Darth Bob, the new Sith Lord™ and future emperor of the next Galactic Empire. The corrupted Senators overthrew the government, killing many in the process, including Captain Solo™, the pilot of the Millennium Falcon™, Princess Leia™, the sister of Luke Skywalker™ and Lando Calrissian™, a friend of Han Solo™. Nevertheless, a new group of heroes has emerged to defend the democracy and safety of the Republic, but they are easily falling into the hands of the Dark Jedi. Hope now lies in the hands of Skywalker's™ apprentice....
Darth Bob: Search within your heart... my son, you know it to be true.
Darren: NO!!! It can't be!!!
Darth Bob: Darren, wa si lin lau peh...
Darren: Bo kolin, bo kolin, wa lau peh si liao!
Darth Bob: Darren, te wa ke orr orr hi peng...
Darren: Le tan ku ku ar!!!
Commenced, the battle has!
Ugh, tough to fight against the Dark Jedi, it is!!!

2 hours later...

Alas, disarmed, Darth Bob has been... but a thermal detonator in his hand, he has as a backup!!!

Yes... defeated, Darth Bob is... Restored, the freedom of the people is...

Oh no... a secret apprentice, Darth Bob has??? Stay tuned, you must, for next episode, oh yes...