Monday, January 15, 2007,
11:41 AM
That's right... I'm here... waiting, still waiting... for what, you may ask...
Well, I'm waiting for a star to fall...
FASTER GIMME THAT EMAIL!!!! GRRRR....
Question: How many stars does it take to start a fire???
Answer: None!!! The only stars that are alive to do such a thing is starfishes... and since they live underwater, they can never start a fire!!! L ....... O ............. L!!!
Question: If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call???
Answer: Safest bet, call the cops or your father... unfortunately, so many people would wanna call the Ghostbusters, though they know very well they don't exist...
Question: You said the accused had a beard and was 5'5", and was wearing a black t-shirt and a green pants... Was the accused a male or female???
Answer: Female!!! (whole court bursts in laughter)
Question: If a bedroom is a place where your bed is, a storeroom is where you store your stuffs in, then what is a mushroom??? With that in mind, explain the meaning of a restroom and a living room...
Answer: Errr... do I have to???
Question: Given 5/0 = undefined and 10/0 = undefined... What can we infer from here???
Answer: 5/0 = 10/0 and hence, 5=10... Sweet!!!
Yup... that's all... for now, that is... wonder how the others are doing...
