Saturday, August 15, 2009,
9:45 AM
Hey all. I'm back. This week was the first week of the new Academic Year. Who knew, I'm already a year3 student!! Heh. Anyway, for uni ppl, remember the experience of the new semester? Everytime you hit a class, your first lecture, you meet the new lecturer, and he/she throws first impressions at ya. Heh well guess what? This time round, I've compiled each and every amusing statements made by my lecturers. Read it and you'll can go have your first impressions (or perhaps a better thing to do is to ponder why girls like to pierce their ears(or perhaps a better thing to do is to go calculate the volume of the water in the sea if the water was sucked out and stored in someone's stomach, intestine and liver (or perhaps a better thing to do is to consider better things to do))).
"If you work very hard for this module, you will definitely pass. Maybe a B or B-." -TKC
"There will be no cheating sheets! This is some unique term I learned in Singapore." -YSH
"...Wikipik-dia." -YSH
"hoo-id..." - YSH (as opposed to fluid)
"If you don't know quantum mechanics, you can only wash tubes." -YSH
"Now we go back to our MANGO we want to do now." -YSH (as opposed to "main goal")
"...otomosphere..." -YSH
"We want to MA!-del..." -YSH (as opposed to model)
"Each segment of Brunei..." -YSH (as opposed to "blue line")
"Star-gazing means... gazing the stars." -CN
"It(the eclipse) is not visible in Singapore. Sorry, it is visible in Singapore... on TV. " -CN
Amazing, eh?
I never get tired of them. It's as funny as
taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
~Falcon, OUT!
