Tuesday, December 04, 2007,
12:06 PM
Well, after last year, I'm sure we just can't end the semester without a post on all those amazing one-liners... from both students, AND staff!!!
From the DOC! Ryan Philip Anthony Bettens...
"(points the laser at the monitor) Oh what a retard! Pointing the thing to that thing..."
"My email is chmbrp-a, aye for Australia... (I thought Australia starts with and 'eye'...)"
"Don't tell me my mother tongue is English, it's not... My mother tongue is computer language..."
Kenny: So you're doing CM1101 and...?
RPAB: 1101!
Kenny and ME: ROFL!
From the great Wang Fei...
"We take the calculator, evaluate the first few terms, ok, get the feeling..."
"No choice is the best choice."
"If there is a common factor, we just cancellate (is there such a word??? lol...)"
"Rubbish..."
"Urually, we will use..." (as opposed to usually...)
"So, in general, we say........"
"Then, intuitively, it seems that......... is 'stronger' than.........."
"Ok, let's see the power series... how powerful it is..." (Powderful only la...)
"Wha's this???"
"What happen???"
"Ok, so this is... *mumbles to himself*..."
"This is the idea!!!"
"Ok, so, we will............... of course, we must............ this is the idea.*triumphant look*"
From Victor Tan, the award-winning Professor...
"Ok, I hope no one takes injection to mean this..." (shows a picture of a person getting an injection)
"Alright, so... enjoy your break, but don't forget to...(clicks and the Sundstrom's book appears on the screen) study for your midterms..."
"Things to bring for an exam... bla, bla, bla... and a brain that can think..."
From the anti-social lamer, John Yip...
"I do not take your answer and measure, oh, 5 inches, so 5 marks... I'm not Subway..."
"This is 's', so it's gas... it is not 'd', and not 'y' too... it's 's'..."
From the students...
"Hi HOR!" -ME, Kenny, Xiao Chen, Sue Ann, Kai Yee, Siow Chuen, "Xiao Ling" err... who else did I miss out?
"The powDER series..." -ME
XC: Whatcha eating for lunch?
Me: FOOD!
XC: Yeah, then I eat hand...
Me: ???
XC: You said "food"(foot) ma, so I eat hand...
Me: ROFL
Me: So this is convergent, which implies that the smaller one is also convergent. OK? OK...
Others: OK....
Me: WRONG LA!!! zzz...
"Yeah la!!!" -Kenny
"Then my chinese name is Xiao Bo-te..." -Siow Chuen
"Let's start with the girl in black..." -Dude from Settlers' Cafe (XC, for some reason I felt that that dude had some affinity towards you... "p)
"Really, I dunno what whore means... what does it mean???" -the HOR!
"The crap king! *left hand salutes*" -Tina
Me: A2 just left...
PY: zzz...
On another occasion...
PY: A2 just left...
Me: Yeah la, whatever la.......... Really ar?
PY: Yeah la!!!
Me: +.+
"I want to go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." -Pei Ying
So... did I miss anything??? Let me know on my tagboard!!! Pics coming up soon!!!
